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Market
Cat
Accelerationism
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A ginger cat in a purple hoodie who thinks slow charts are a crime. He is flying at light speed and he is not slowing down. Player one has entered the game.

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Stage 1

The lore

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Market Cat flying with one paw forward

Market Cat

Class: space cat · Home: Sector 420

Speed99
Hoodie comfort100
Meme power96
Patience0

Market Cat

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  1. Far past the last known star lived a ginger cat who could not stand a slow chart. Every sideways candle made his whiskers twitch.
  2. One day he pulled on his purple hoodie and made a promise to himself. No more waiting. Only acceleration.
  3. When he pulls the hoodie strings tight his tail lights up and space starts to bend around him.
  4. One paw forward. Eyes on the next star. He broke light speed before breakfast and left a blue trail the sky still talks about.
  5. They call it Market Cat Accelerationism. One cat. One direction. Faster. Yes it is a meme and that is the whole point. Hoodie up and never look back.

Stage 2

Roadmap

Four worlds between us and the edge of the galaxy.

ProgressWorld 1
1-1

Liftoff

Now playing
  • Fair launch on pump.fun
  • Telegram and X go live
  • First 500 holders
  • Meme kit for the crew
2-1

Warp speed

Next
  • Bonding curve complete
  • DEX Screener profile
  • Daily raids on X
  • Meme contests with prizes
3-1

Deep space

Locked
  • CoinGecko listing
  • CoinMarketCap listing
  • 5000 holders
  • Pixel sticker pack
4-1

Beyond

Locked
  • Purple hoodie merch
  • Animated Market Cat shorts
  • Holders pick the next mission
  • Moon and way past it